I know, I know, very few people even have one yet, and I probably won’t have one until sometime in August, but I am craving an iPhone.
This is unabashed, worshipful, false-idol lust. This thing is so amazing. Apple can do no wrong lately.
It’s not wise to pine so over a device but I have waited for this day for over a year. I have completely given myself to technology and if I could become a robot right now I would. (As long as there are still orgasms.)

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